DOSTO KYA TUM SHADI KARNA CHAHTE HO..

DOSTO KYA TUM SHADI KARNA CHAHTE HO.........SOCH LO

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..

Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,

Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki........

DARLING chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayee thi,

Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,

Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..



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5 saal baad........




Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,

Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana...

"SUNO" ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi char payee,

Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena..

Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,

Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..

Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

25 inch

There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can’t please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn’t found a lady yet who likes it and he can’t get any pleasure.

She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.

He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks “frog, will you marry me?”
The frog says “no” And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, “Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it’s still too big.” So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: “Frog, will you marry me?”
Frog: “No, I won’t marry you.”

The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that’s still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: “Frog, will you marry me?”

Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!!